Dear Family and Friends,
Can you believe another year has gone by? It seems like only yesterday I was trying to coerce Samantha to have sex with me in order to save her boyfriend, Lucas.
Wait, I guess that was only yesterday.
My, what an eventful year 2007 has been. My beloved Samantha and I have been blessed with a child this year, our son Johnny. But I’m the first to admit we have had our ups and downs. Ah, the many jokes I played on her during her pregnancy. How we love to tease each other!
The big news in the family is that we laid to rest our vendetta against the Bradys, so this will be the last year you get the Vengeance Update (see attached). The theme of the year was “Bombs.” Happy reading!
We were all very happy to welcome home my brother Tony, after he got out of prison this year. Actually there was a little confusion about that. It turned out Tony was actually Andre, his lookalike cousin, and Tony had been stranded on a desert island for twenty years! Ain’t that a kick in the pants?
And we had some tragedy this year, too, when my little brother Benjy died. Did you forget about Benjy? I know, everyone does! Then just when we were pulling ourselves together from that shocker, Tony, I mean Andre (Heck, this is confusing for me too!) died in the hospital. We think Shawn Brady, sr, did it, but we haven’t talked about that lately.
And when I got shot in the back at my own wedding and ended up in a wheelchair, I thought, the Lord is testing us, he’s surely testing us. But with my wonderful wife by my side—or across the hall—I know I’ll make it through this stronger than ever!
Elvis and Samantha DiMera, and little Johnny